Comments on: “I’ve been everywhere, man…”

By: leollectual

leollectual — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:34:31 +0000

Happy Belated B-Day Joe. You are freakin hilarious. I love your stuff. My b-day is next Friday the 17th, I live in Philly and need to see your show, I am hoping to get one of my friends to fly out to Pasadena just to see it and then come back. Hope to see your stand up soon!

By: amber beckham

amber beckham — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:11:08 +0000

hey joe im a day early but happy birthday have a good one amber

By: tatto721

tatto721 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:29:10 +0000

Yo rogan I think ur are the most fucken Retarded person I’ve heard u are just jelous because CARLOS MENCIA is more succesful than u so wat if he stole jokes he makes them way better in fact is not like if he is the only comedian who stole jokes every comedian does it i bet u if we check ur performances we can link it to someone else performance so stop being jelous and get fucken serious u fucking retarded bitch …….. laterz…….. VIRUZ………………

CARLOS MENCIA ROCKS HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT U JOE ROGAN U LITTLE BITCH COMING UP WIT ALL THAT BULLSHIT FUCK YOU

By: tatto721

tatto721 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:24:50 +0000

Yo rogan man I think ur the most Retarded person I’ve heard how kan u blame CARLOS MENCIA for stealing jokes so wat if he stole jokes man is not like no comedia stole jokes the fact is that CARLOS MENCIA

By: love71

love71 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:17:17 +0000

Joe, as usual you speak truth….EVERYTHING is backwards, laws, people, so called morals…The same people that praise baby Jesus, are the ones violating someone on Saturday, praising on Sunday. That’s why people don’t know what to believe. What goes on between two consenting people is between them! I guess like most people I at times contradict myself, I am Old Testament, and pedophiles, rapists, should be freakin killed, they serve no purpose. Of course there is forgiveness, but you still gotta pay…..Keep entertaning folks, and making them think. You are a very blessed to be able to do what you do, I am trying to check your act out in Chicago, but I am a broke chick….Enjoy your life to the fullest, and keep writing to entertain us fans…

By: DaveRiley

DaveRiley — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:14:39 +0000

Ahh yeah Joe! Welcome to my coke infested nightmare… I mean Phoenix AZ. I’ll tell you what, living here is mighty fun, but it can be a pain in the ass to find a decent chick that isn’t some coked up hussy that’s been with who knows how many of her dealers. Oi, and I have certainly met some of those coked up bible thumpers, for the love of god don’t ever get stuck between a partying Mormon and a tweaking Baptist. They come after you like an unstoppable rebel force. Still, Phoenix/Tempe/Scottsdale, good times regardless and I’m glad you know that.

As for the kiddie fucking, I love how post #1 apollo tries to justify second chances for pedophiles by referencing a Hollywood piece of crap like “the woodsman”. Pedophiles are sick fucks that no amount of jail or therapy will fix. There is a broken wire somewhere in their head and as i believe it’s still 2007, I have yet to hear of any medical advances that can reprogram a human brain. Sure they might not continue their sick fuck ways immediately after “corrective treatment”, but is their word not to do it again, ever, good enough? Is the chance that they destroy a child’s life, when the sick fucker is 80 years old and thinks he’s got nothing to lose, one you want to take? No thanks, not this guy. I think it’s time to bring back the Colosseum, at least we can be entertained while they die.

By: Jrodri

Jrodri — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:40:13 +0000

Wow…
Im sitting here at work, dealing with shitheads, and..to my surprise, i have a smile on my face, and i could swear that all this, was meant for me to read.
As gay as that sounds, its true…Joe, i dont know if you read this, but, you are one cool son of a bitch…
I know you from UFC, and of course, youre gorgeous…but it wasnt until the incident at the comedy club…i believe? that left me with an even better impression of you…
I really enoyed reading your blog for the day, and i totally agree with what you say (to an extent =X ) Its really cool to hear about the different places you go to, the people you meet…the weirdos you see. Youre a really big inspiration. Now, i dont follow you closely, so i cant say im a fan, because i dont know shit about you. But, i will say, that I’m a fan of what Ive seen…youre different from a lot of comedians, and your inyour face talkin’ about a million words per min with such an enthusiastic approach that im almost scared your’ll lose your voice, persona, i love it.
Im hoping to see you at the house of blues in anaheim…and see for myself, what exactly it is you bring to the table.
I know theres prolly a million people who think the same as i do, and im sure youve heard it many times.
I wish the best for you, and ill be reading more of your blogs soon.

By: gccballer13

gccballer13 — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 00:44:32 +0000

I completely agree with what you have to say. I am a native of Northern California and now live in San Diego. But having been in the military I have traveled not only all over the country but also all over the world. And it is interesting to see the similarities and difference that we have from region to region in this country but also the similarities and differences to other nations. Our society as a whole talks about the problems in the Middle East, and they talk about how repressed the people are and that we need to liberate them, because we are so arrogant that we constantly talk about being the best and then we go out and think that our way is the best and everyone needs to be our way. But the problem being is we are repressed as well! Hell the people that founded this country were such stuck up, nose in the air, stick in the ass, religious zealots that they weren’t welcome in FUCKING GREAT BRITAIN! They come here and they start fucking people over left and right as we are immigrants on their land , then we get pissed when people try to do the same to us. They then go on to fuck over everyone they can to get what they need while they hold tight to their Bibles and tell anyone who isn’t like them that they are wrong and they then persecute them. And if you look at the country as a whole now the area that all these prudish people first came to, it is amazing that these are now some of the most liberal people in this country. How do you go from being to stuffy for England to being the most liberal people in our society today? I think that it is because our country actually got more repressed, or conservative. It is always interesting to look at our society from the outside in. I think that is the problem with this country. We look at this country from the inside out. And all these people that are in power are just mindless puppets that see this country as “The most powerful nation on the planet…” and they don’t look from some other point of view. they aren’t willing to be open-minded to what someone else has to say. It is our way or the highway! That might as well be the motto for this country! We have only devolved since the beginning of this nation. Technologically of course we have evolved. But morally we have become even more closed in! I think it is going to be the down fall of this country. The nation as a whole, to this day, talks more about the fact that Clinton got head from a fat chick that doesn’t know how to do her fucking laundry than we do about one of the worst presidents we have ever had! The guy is one of the dumbest people I have ever seen. We are such a fucked up country that we let this guy slide while he is driving our nation down the turmoil turnpike, but we still talk about the fact that the most stressed out person in the country at the time with an ugly daughter and a stuffy, most likely lesbian wife got head from a fat girl. So what he got his dick sucked by someone other than his wife. This is proof of how fucked this country is! But awesome blog dude! And I think you are one of the best stand-ups I have seen! I appreciate your work and keep it coming!

By: amber beckham

amber beckham — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:36:19 +0000

hey man you just made me gain alot of respect for you because i feel the same way about those basterds that rape kids they deserve to get their nuts cut off.I like johnny cash too i wanted to name my 6 week old basset hound that but my mom said it was stupid but she dont know what the shes talking about.i watch fear factor almost every day people will do some nasty crap to get on t.v huh! why arent you ufc commentery any more. randy couture is a great guy and all but he still is heavy weight champ if he is commentary than he needs to give up the title or you should of took over mike goldberg’s spot its not like he is in to martial arts like you are. i want to get the movie of your that just came out in june. hey dude if you want to get a different out look on traveling get the kutless cd hearts of the innocent and listen to the song smile its an awesome song and very uplifting. hey you should go to the harvest crusade in anahiem on august 3-5 it will change you veiw of thinking on god greg laurie is the pastor and he talks just like me and you he became a christian because he saw a cute girl that was a christian and he was in highschool and they had a bible study and he started the bible study and he has been a christian ever since.being a christian is a gift and if you want to take it you can johnny cash was a christian and now he has eternal life in heaven he is walking on streets of gold and he doesn’t have to worry about a thing.god will never turn his back on you and he will be their in your time of need weather or not you are obeying him or not he will always love you.if you have any questions you can email me at amberbeckham@sbcglobal.net

By: apollo

apollo — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:20:22 +0000

I liked reading this. You’re “gray area” sounds like and interesting place, and as unconventional as it sounds to just kill people who’ve got no hope, it made me think. But, as you talked about second chances, I think even pedophiles can change. Check out the movie and/or play The Woodsman.