Sometimes I have to wonder if Aliens aren’t just fucking with us the same way I mess with my cat Charly. A laser pointer has to be the best pet toy ever, for $1.25 it is the biggest bang for the buck by far. The cat trips out for as long as I’m willing to press the button and she always has more stamina than me…yep, better than cat nip rubbed into a scratching post. Maybe UFO’s are just the alien version of a laser pointer. Every once and awhile they turn on and let us glimpse the illusion, giggle or grunt, perform some anal probes and then watch what we do and say to others. Perhaps cats are out of the balcony telling the other bitches that they just saw something mind blowing… “ahh, holy stinking shit boxes, I just saw this brilliant light race around my universe, stop and then twist in a myrid of configurations, I couldn’t actually touch it but it was there biatch”.
Sometimes I have to wonder if Aliens aren’t just fucking with us the same way I mess with my cat Charly. A laser pointer has to be the best pet toy ever, for $1.25 it is the biggest bang for the buck by far. The cat trips out for as long as I’m willing to press the button and she always has more stamina than me…yep, better than cat nip rubbed into a scratching post. Maybe UFO’s are just the alien version of a laser pointer. Every once and awhile they turn on and let us glimpse the illusion, giggle or grunt, perform some anal probes and then watch what we do and say to others. Perhaps cats are out of the balcony telling the other bitches that they just saw something mind blowing… “ahh, holy stinking shit boxes, I just saw this brilliant light race around my universe, stop and then twist in a myrid of configurations, I couldn’t actually touch it but it was there biatch”.