After about 1 hour into this podcast ended up googling local sex shops and ventured out to find the legendary Fleshlight.
Luckily there is an area in town that has 3 stores within a block and I had a great selection . The first place was sold out, so I went into another conveniently next door. The girl there wasn’t too friendly , helpful, typically fat and unattrative and just showed me the packaged Fleshlight without allowing me to feel the material. When I suggested that she have one open as a demonstration unit because they would likely sell many more, this odd look appeared on her face and she said,” I’m not the owner”, and created an awkward mood, so I quickly left.
Third place was a charm, the lady was instantly very helpful and showed a few options and I ended up getting a knockoff unit at half the price that also vibrated.
Now this lady was the owner of the store and Ashley had no problem letting me closely inspect both units, feel and ask all the questions I wanted and I felt good with my purchase. We both laughed when I asked what their return policy was.
The short review is that this is an excellent product. Before I opened and used my knockoff Banana Cocoon, I watched some instructional videos on Youporn for some ideas from the experts.
About a year ago I decided to switch hands while masturbating and thought I had discovered an amazing alternative but after getting mastery of the retarded hand the novelty is starting to wear off and my right hand was getting lonely too. This new man toy is just what the doctor ordered.
If the skin-like material of the Fleshlight is different than my knockoff, Travel Honeypot, I couldn’t tell the difference.
The Fleshlight retailed for $109 CDN Funds and the Travel Honeypot is only $49. The Fleshlight is obviously a bigger and better constructed product but I don’t think twice as good and it was refreshing to know that Ashley concured,although she claimed she doesn’t have a penis.And the only Fleshlight units they stock don’t vibrate, which, let me tell you is the best part I found out 5 times in about 10 hours. Apparently the vibrating units retail for close to 200 bucks and are out of my and most peoples price range.
So, after buying the batteries for 2 bucks and some Gun Oil lube I walked out the store spending close to 69 bucks, a nice omen I thought.
Quickly with a sense of urgency I pedaled my ass homeward and tore open my new pretend pussy and because I had the day off, rolled a big joint and went to work on the other big joint, pretty much the whole day.
Now my routine is once or twice a day, usually in the morning and after work and almost exclusively watching porn that involves POV blowjobs or Asians. Today that has all changed, and now I find that POV anal will be a favorite for awhile. By holding the unit down on a table top or trapping it between the mattress, I can get some good traction and pound away.
My Travel Honeypot has a vibrating sponge stem around 2 inches that screws in the end so when I bottom out it adds a great feeling and I can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t find this appealing because it is variable speed, not too hot or loud.
The Fleshlight is noticeably bigger, sturdier with a lot of versatility and I’ll probably end up purchasing it anyways just to experience what I’m missing first hand, but my knockoff is a great introduction to this new technology.
Fleshlight technology should keep me busy and happy until I can get back to Thailand but with the way things are going there it could be awhile.
One of the most fucked up things I can’t fathom about Thailand is that vibrators and sex toys are illegal to sell there…as well as no porn. You can buy just about anything else, but a piece of plastic that can give a women an orgasm every time, is not allowed. I can get a Bowie knife, taser,mace, throwing stars, butterfly knife, guns and a blowjob on the same street, but if I want adult sized condoms they have only a few places and nowhere can I find a normal looking dildo for my girls. I guess the reasoning is that old Thai guys don’t like the idea of liberating the females with self pleasure. Last year my buddies that live in Bangkok gave me a shopping list so when I went through the customs I got a few strange looks when they saw the butt plugs and three different colored vibrators. Maybe if they sold the Fleshlight tourism would suffer. It was actually my buddies wife that suggested that I pick up the toys, and she gave me the biggest hug at the airport to date.
In Bangkok prostitution is illegal but it is so open and accepted and a money maker for the cops and the locals that I can understand that masturbation units would for sure take away money, but come on, it’s a fucking piece of plastic that would be hard to use as a weapon to overpower flight attendants, so what’s the big fucking deal?
My plan is to take a few Fleshlight units over next time and trade them for the real thing. In the hands of a massage girl it would be a god send. Although,the typical Thai girl would of course not show any sign of being impressed, they’ve seen and heard it all, and almost nothing but food , money and gold seems to get them excited.
When I was at the sex shops today what caught my eye the most is the life-size sex dolls. Not blowup dolls but $1000 silicone babes weighing close to 80lbs. After googling Realdolls.com my mind started racing to the ridiculous, and I can see it will be only a mater of time before I decide to own one. It’s all just a matter of time for the monkey in me to take it to the next level. The Cadillac of fake cunt is the Real Doll and these sell for over 6000 bucks so it’s either a customized doll or an Altered States Tank first. But the idea is there and there is no going back, I’ll have to weigh my options, and can imagine that those dolls have cum a long way in the last decade and within the next decades they should be more affordable. If they were 2000 bucks I’d buy one today, but 6000 is 6 months in Bangkok banging the real deal. Decisions, discussions…get yourself some Fleshlight technology for now.
THE FAKE CUNT HUNT
After about 1 hour into this podcast ended up googling local sex shops and ventured out to find the legendary Fleshlight.
Luckily there is an area in town that has 3 stores within a block and I had a great selection . The first place was sold out, so I went into another conveniently next door. The girl there wasn’t too friendly , helpful, typically fat and unattrative and just showed me the packaged Fleshlight without allowing me to feel the material. When I suggested that she have one open as a demonstration unit because they would likely sell many more, this odd look appeared on her face and she said,” I’m not the owner”, and created an awkward mood, so I quickly left.
Third place was a charm, the lady was instantly very helpful and showed a few options and I ended up getting a knockoff unit at half the price that also vibrated.
Now this lady was the owner of the store and Ashley had no problem letting me closely inspect both units, feel and ask all the questions I wanted and I felt good with my purchase. We both laughed when I asked what their return policy was.
The short review is that this is an excellent product. Before I opened and used my knockoff Banana Cocoon, I watched some instructional videos on Youporn for some ideas from the experts.
About a year ago I decided to switch hands while masturbating and thought I had discovered an amazing alternative but after getting mastery of the retarded hand the novelty is starting to wear off and my right hand was getting lonely too. This new man toy is just what the doctor ordered.
If the skin-like material of the Fleshlight is different than my knockoff, Travel Honeypot, I couldn’t tell the difference.
The Fleshlight retailed for $109 CDN Funds and the Travel Honeypot is only $49. The Fleshlight is obviously a bigger and better constructed product but I don’t think twice as good and it was refreshing to know that Ashley concured,although she claimed she doesn’t have a penis.And the only Fleshlight units they stock don’t vibrate, which, let me tell you is the best part I found out 5 times in about 10 hours. Apparently the vibrating units retail for close to 200 bucks and are out of my and most peoples price range.
So, after buying the batteries for 2 bucks and some Gun Oil lube I walked out the store spending close to 69 bucks, a nice omen I thought.
Quickly with a sense of urgency I pedaled my ass homeward and tore open my new pretend pussy and because I had the day off, rolled a big joint and went to work on the other big joint, pretty much the whole day.
Now my routine is once or twice a day, usually in the morning and after work and almost exclusively watching porn that involves POV blowjobs or Asians. Today that has all changed, and now I find that POV anal will be a favorite for awhile. By holding the unit down on a table top or trapping it between the mattress, I can get some good traction and pound away.
My Travel Honeypot has a vibrating sponge stem around 2 inches that screws in the end so when I bottom out it adds a great feeling and I can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t find this appealing because it is variable speed, not too hot or loud.
The Fleshlight is noticeably bigger, sturdier with a lot of versatility and I’ll probably end up purchasing it anyways just to experience what I’m missing first hand, but my knockoff is a great introduction to this new technology.
Fleshlight technology should keep me busy and happy until I can get back to Thailand but with the way things are going there it could be awhile.
One of the most fucked up things I can’t fathom about Thailand is that vibrators and sex toys are illegal to sell there…as well as no porn. You can buy just about anything else, but a piece of plastic that can give a women an orgasm every time, is not allowed. I can get a Bowie knife, taser,mace, throwing stars, butterfly knife, guns and a blowjob on the same street, but if I want adult sized condoms they have only a few places and nowhere can I find a normal looking dildo for my girls. I guess the reasoning is that old Thai guys don’t like the idea of liberating the females with self pleasure. Last year my buddies that live in Bangkok gave me a shopping list so when I went through the customs I got a few strange looks when they saw the butt plugs and three different colored vibrators. Maybe if they sold the Fleshlight tourism would suffer. It was actually my buddies wife that suggested that I pick up the toys, and she gave me the biggest hug at the airport to date.
In Bangkok prostitution is illegal but it is so open and accepted and a money maker for the cops and the locals that I can understand that masturbation units would for sure take away money, but come on, it’s a fucking piece of plastic that would be hard to use as a weapon to overpower flight attendants, so what’s the big fucking deal?
My plan is to take a few Fleshlight units over next time and trade them for the real thing. In the hands of a massage girl it would be a god send. Although,the typical Thai girl would of course not show any sign of being impressed, they’ve seen and heard it all, and almost nothing but food , money and gold seems to get them excited.
When I was at the sex shops today what caught my eye the most is the life-size sex dolls. Not blowup dolls but $1000 silicone babes weighing close to 80lbs. After googling Realdolls.com my mind started racing to the ridiculous, and I can see it will be only a mater of time before I decide to own one. It’s all just a matter of time for the monkey in me to take it to the next level. The Cadillac of fake cunt is the Real Doll and these sell for over 6000 bucks so it’s either a customized doll or an Altered States Tank first. But the idea is there and there is no going back, I’ll have to weigh my options, and can imagine that those dolls have cum a long way in the last decade and within the next decades they should be more affordable. If they were 2000 bucks I’d buy one today, but 6000 is 6 months in Bangkok banging the real deal. Decisions, discussions…get yourself some Fleshlight technology for now.