My website was hacked on Friday, and although everything was backed up and restored, I lost some of your comments.
If you’ve recently commented on the last two blog entries, please feel free to post your comments again.
I didn’t want anyone to think I didn’t like what was said, because they were all very cool and thoughtful comments.
Sorry about the hassle, and thanks for reading and posting here.
I’ll have some new shit up over the weekend.
So you do read your comments eh, Joe?
Stop touring the states, and come up north to see your Canadian brothers and bitches man! I want to see you bash some Hecklers live, fuck this youtube bullshit,
I was checking your tour dates on ticketmaster or something like that and I saw that you had a show in “Ontario,CA”
That shit got me excited man, I definiltey thought it was Ontario Canada, not town of Ontario in California. FUCK!
You got my hopes up there bro, haha.
Anyways man,
Love your fucking work bro, i’ve bought both of your comedy albums, and have listened to them enough that i’m bored of them. Make a new CD, and tour Canada will ya?
Peace
The next time I’m in Canada is at the River Rock Casino in Richmond, BC on March 21st, 2009.
I’m trying to work on more Canada dates for 09 including Montreal in April and hopefully something in Toronto.
Krzysztof Soszynski and Bad News “Brown”
Heard your mention on the TUF 8 Finale. Bad News Allen was one of the stiffest pro wrestlers around and even backed down Andre the Giant from a straight shoot. More importantantly for you he was Allen Coage Judo Bronze Medallist in the ‘76 Olympics, winner of 2 Pan-Am Golds and Black Belt Magazine’s 1970 Judo Player Award winner.
http://www.blackbeltmag.com/archives/719
http://slam.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingBios/coage.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Coage
He, Dynamite and the Dungeon were probably responsible for the “I survived Calgary” T-shirts wrestlers wore after leaving Stu’s region.
Sorry for dropping this here but it seems to be the only access I can use to post anywhere on your site.
Thanks for listening,
DD
hahaha, looks to me that you’ve made some veritable “good friends”
), that can mean only one thing: you’re pissing people off…keep it up 
Hey man, I have an idea, maybe you’ll chew on it a bit
…I was watching some videos on youtube in which you talk about “drugs”…and I thought why not make a post about all the things you’ve tried and rate them 
..now I’m a HUUUGE fan of weed, but unfortunately it’s the only thing I’ve tried so far…As I said in my earlier posts I’m from Romania…and these shit are expensive here…I mean 0.4 ounces of weed is fuckin’ 20$…I’ve also wanted to try some salvia, I bought the shit but I didn’t have anyone to watch me while I smoke it (I hear it can be pretty rough)…and I was wondering what other stuff is worth trying, what kind of shrooms…etc…so I can now what to look for, and what is worth buying (being that they’re pretty fffuuuckin’ expensive here…) or if you don’t want to put a post (i could see why you wouldn’t) maybe you could send me an e-mail…I’d be grateful …I also want to try dmt but you can imagine if weed is so expensive here, how hard and how expensive would dmt be around here….well…I hope you read this and give me a feedback on it…..peace man…and keep it up, love your work…(by the way…if you need my e-mail, just tell me, I wouldn’t want to post it here and get freaky e-mails from weird anti-drug-abuse and lord knows who else…)
Damn Joe, you got some dude from Romania smoking Weed,lol,causing a cult now Joe? lol
On some shit man, that dude sounds…. lol, fucking nuts, yo, who ever wrote that comment, why the fuck do you want to try shrooms? i tried Ecstasy twice and that was the most fucked up shit ever! I was going crazy! Same with shrooms. My ass was hallucinating! Weed is the best, every other shit that i had tried, not good, some crazy shit. But Joe you pot head, if you ever come to Hartford, let me know, i would defiantly go. Oh, and just to let you know, Fuck Mencia and Cook! You are the only one who actually had the balls to do something about his fucking joke thefts! If there was a Hall Of Fame for the most reel people, you would be #1 ballot in! You got my vote. Peace!
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…well he didn’t “Start” me on weed, I just made some mistakes in the gramar :-” (there was suppose to be a comma after “now”)…but I usually write from work, so you got to understand a guy…it’s kind of hard writing about weed when your boss is standing 3 feet away =)) 
…so I don’t usualy pay much attention to gramar and shit…but if I wouldn’t have started started on my own…then Joe here, would have probably gave me a boost in the right directon 
) . As for the srooms….dunno dude…I just want to experiment…you see I’ve always had a similar opinion to Joe’s, regarding natural stuff…I mean I wouldn’t touch crack or heroin with a fuckin 3 foot pole…but shiiiiittt throw any shit at me that’s natural…shrooms just seem the next natural step in what I like to think as being “the natural order in gettin’ high” 
…I had friends that took ex and said the same thing you did…now ex is actually one of the veeeeery few artificial drugs I’m tempted on trying….but I still want to experiment with other natural psychedelic drugs, I’ve never had a really fucked-up, life changing, eye-oppening, brainwrecking, ground fucking shaking trip, and I think I could find that in mushrooms, again though it’s realllllly hard to find shit like that here, and they’re reeaaallllyyy fuckin’ expensive, for fuck sakes you can barely find decent weed..but for now I guess I’ll just have to settle for what I have, I keep hoping that next summer I’ll stash away enough cash to go for a few days in Amsterdam…that would be the SHIIT 
…ok enough ’bout that….well peace to all you pot-heads and peace lovers out there…and again…keep it up joe ! 
ohhh shit, and about mencia….man I’ve just discovered stand-up like…5 years ago…and I got to admit some of mencia’s stuff is pretty funny…I mean the guy is a good orator…but stealin’ jokes…pfff that just fuckin’ made me sad 4 the little “mehicano”…among others I write shit (used 2 be a journalist until I fuckin’ got sick of other people’s bullshit)….so I know how it could feel seeing somebody taking credit for YOUUUR fuckin’ hard work…and stealing is just pathetic…I think people who still for fame and glory are the lowest type of maggoty creatures…even worms seem to have more morality than that. I don’t hate all thieves…I mean shit, people are dying all around the world everyday because of starvation or thirst, so I guess you can say that a guy stealing an apple to prevent dying by starvation, can be on some level redeemed of his sin…but when you drive a expensive car, live in your own house, and eat ’till you get nice, fat, greasy and porky…stealing shit to sustain that kind of a living is just fuckin’ wrong….I mean if you don’t have the fuckin’ imagination to come up with new shit, then why try? change your fuckin’ job….go work at home depot or whateva’ it’s better than gettin’ caught with your pants around your ankles in front of hundreds of people and then get torn a new one…like mencia got, thanks to joe
, (by the way I laughed my ass off when I saw the fuckin’ thing, I couldn’t belive it, I thought mencia was gonna’ piss himself, although I really was amazed by joe’s patience man, I think I would’ve snapped…I’m not a really violent person, but when people try to deny the undeniable that really gets me boiling dude, I know that bitchslappin’ him would have actually proven his point….but still I can only imagine how much that must have drained you of your patience resources 
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…well he didn’t “Start” me on weed, I just made some mistakes in the grammar :-” (there was suppose to be a comma after “now”)…but I usually write from work, so you got to understand a guy…it’s kind of hard writing about weed when your boss is standing 3 feet away =)) 
…so I don’t usually pay much attention to grammar and shit…but if I wouldn’t have started started on my own…then Joe here, would have probably gave me a boost in the right direction 
) . As for the shrooms….dunno dude…I just want to experiment…you see I’ve always had a similar opinion to Joe’s, regarding natural stuff…I mean I wouldn’t touch crack or heroin with a fuckin 3 foot pole…but shiiiiittt throw any shit at me that’s natural…shrooms just seem the next natural step in what I like to think as being “the natural order in gettin’ high” 
…I had friends that took ex and said the same thing you did…now ex is actually one of the veeeeery few artificial drugs I’m tempted on trying….but I still want to experiment with other natural psychedelic drugs, I’ve never had a really fucked-up, life changing, eye-opening, brainwrecking, ground fucking shaking trip, and I think I could find that in mushrooms, again though it’s realllllly hard to find shit like that here, and they’re reeaaallllyyy fuckin’ expensive, for fuck sakes you can barely find decent weed..but for now I guess I’ll just have to settle for what I have, I keep hoping that next summer I’ll stash away enough cash to go for a few days in Amsterdam…that would be the SHIIT 
…ok enough ’bout that….well peace to all you pot-heads and peace lovers out there…and again…keep it up joe !
Hey Joe, I know the shroud of turin was carbon dated but those results have been disputed. How interesting do you consider the other facts about the shroud such as the coins verified on the eyes and the correct anatomy of the thumbs from crucifixion to name a few. I thought it would be a good movie idea to say they cloned Jesus from the blood on the shroud. Lots of ways to go with that movie. Jesus growing up and what not, anyway good to finally talk at you. I’m a huge fan and I am not the fan type. I’ve been on the internet for over ten years (I’m 36) and I have never blogged or even responded to anything. BTW I like how when your debating with someone (seen all your videos) you always correct them when they make a false statement immediately and without hesitation,lol. Shows your mind is clear and not jumbled with lies, false pride, guilt and what not. As you’ve said before the Tae Kwon Do helped with your focus . I know you don’t want to brag but I (and I think a lot of other people) would like to hear more about how you were so good at Tae Kwon Do. Guess I went on a rant but yea… post more videos ….
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dude why don’t you just order some seeds online and start growing your own top quality weed :p
If you really want to try shrooms, kits can be bought online to grow em yourself
I also have a lil salvia clone :p (be carefull with salvia) and am considering starting a lil cactus collection
thanks
@sly
heheh, tried that with weed….turned out ok, but it wasn’t top knotch…plus it’s kind of hard growing it where I’m living right now, I don’t have enough room….and too many people can cause trouble…so…I gave up on that idea (at least for now
)….but you can bet I’ll do some research on shrooms 
so thx 4 the advice 
Joe, What up man! Dude, I saw you this past Wednesday at the L.A. Improv. I have to say that i was blown away! I’m not just talking about your unique comedic sense of humor, which was awesome btw….I guess i was more impressed with your way of thinking…i was astonished at how much we think alike when it comes to the fucking amazing mystery we call life! Not to talk shit but I never thought or even had an idea you were as intelligent as you are, and i ain’t trying to kiss ass here..just being real! I’ve been doing sick research on DMT and it’s benefits bro…i’m definitely looking into it. Main point here…i felt more of a spiritual connection and understanding of myself at your show then i’ve ever had before. You got a gift my brotha, and i believe that gift is to share with all a simplier understanding about how to go about finding oneself. If you recall, i’m the one that shouted….”You need to write a book”! I”m serious about that…i know a lot of people that could use your message. Good luck to you and everthing you do bro….You’re a very down to earth kind of dude…don’t ever change that..it’s what make you YOU!
Peace
-Emerzon
Thanks, man. I really appreciate it.
I’m glad you had a good time. I’ve got a deal to write a book, but honestly every time I sit down to write I just wind up writing for the blog or writing for my stand up act.
I’ve really gotta force myself to put one out in 09.
Thanks for the support. It’s means the world to me.
Joe, your hands down the funniest and the realist comedian in America, and I’ve at least listened to most of the others (Xm radio.) Your a philosopher, dude, and a damn good one… I, for one, get it man… and I’m looking forward to your show in Austin, trecking from Dallas just to catch the act (well, that and the piece of ass that goes to UT that I havn’t fucked in a year, but thats just a bonus.)
Don’t forget those movie scipts you an Doug need to write, I bet you guys can write a script that would blow one of my favorite comedies of the last few years (Idiocracy) out of the water, While making some points too :p
Love your shows, but Doug’s my man :p You are however the ultimate mma commentator (and I think I’m not the only one wishing for an event with you together with bas rutten as commentators)
on the 2012 thing, be carefull researching it, I’mù just crawling out the worst depression ever, besides being caused by a cheating GF it was also a big factor that I do know a lot of stuff going on, and am able so sift out the real info from the pulp…..so yea, we’re fubar as global warming is only the tip of the iceberg of all the problems w’ve cause, and the sideeffects are culminating into an age of disaster.
global warming, global dimming, build up of metals/pcbs/dioxines/artificial hormones in the sea etc etc
tbh we’re so strapped for time that both democracy an our kapitalistic society are ill equid to deal with the problems we’re facing fast enough…but that’s a discussion for another time :p
soooo..when are you and douggie touring europe? belgium to be more specific
Hey joe, I promise none of the hackers in my crew did it, we think you’re hilarious!