That sounds like a joke, right?
It sounds like an hilarious scene in a Keenan Ivory Wayans movie. But it’s not. It’s real.
This black chick has this crazy red wig on that doesn’t even look remotely natural. It’s coarse and thick and looks as much like human hair as scooby doo looks like a real dog, but apparently the shit stops bullets.
She took one to the back of the head, right through the back window of her car, and it got stuck in the weave. Chick didn’t even go unconscious. Fuck Tex Cobb, THAT, my friends, is a hard fucking head. What’s even more fascinating, is watching how she’s talking about getting shot in the fucking head – She’s REMARKABLY calm. She talks about the bullets going by going “zoom zoom zoom”, and then the one hitting her head goes “bam!”
I find it impossible to even imagine any white chick having that same reaction.
I think black chicks are just capable of being way calmer about shit like that. You shoot a white chick in the head and even if it didn’t hurt she’ll use it as an excuse to be a pain in the ass for the rest of her life. She could get cunty with you about something 300 years later and just say, “You just don’t understand… the memory of that night haunts me. I left a piece of my innocence that day in those projects…” Meanwhile, the black chick has already walked it off, and she’s moved on to complaining about her shoes hurting.
How’s that song go? “It takes every kind of people…”
Indeed, it does.
I’ve gotta be up for my flight in 2 hours, so I’m gonna crash.
Enjoy the video of this very fortunate young lady, and come see me at the Southern Theatre in Columbus Ohio March 5th when I film my Spike TV comedy special.
If you’re in Denver next week I’m at the Comedy Works south location at Landmark.
Man this is so cool. I was just watching fight night, enjoying the fights when me and my girl were wondering about your career. So we googled you of coarse, read other peoples bio on you, but I never thought I would actually get to write something direct. Im not a fighter but in another lifetime I imagine myself as capable of dedicating that kind of heart to such a respectable sport. It is just like how my grandfather would have said it should be done, fight and shake hands after, well maybe not always but… I have been a MMA fan since it blew up not really knowing about it early on or ever taking any martial arts courses, but I love the manipulation of the human body for control. I just want to say, by far you are the best host, same for Fear Factor. It seems you always have a good explenation of whats going on and I almost feel like your more like a coach for the people, I mean I may gas out if I were to randomly get in a fight, but maybe I could pull of a chaimora or a triangle or something.
Anyways, ive seen some of your bits before and me personally, I know what it is like to find yoursel in a rythem of destiny that leads you to the dreams you always had(im far from close to mine). But I just found some tickets online for the columbus show and hopefully tomorrow when I go to Ticket Master, they will still have the front row seats, fuck yeah. The theatre looks sweet. Me and my girl are coming out there from nw burbs of chicago, and are fucking stoked, not a bad price either. So looking forward to seeing the show.
So I read some of your recent blogs and found we think very similar. I loved your letter to Kellog’s. Shit man you know there are a millions of us strong pro green. But in my opinion I think it goes back to the days of the very beggining of this country when we used Hemp paper. Did you know that for every 10 acre’s trees you can make just as much paper as 1 acre of Hemp plants. I bet you did know that, But back in the day it was books and literature that was hot, movies far beyond human minds, so what happened well the fat cat business men the 18th century did what any corporate asshole would do now. Well they exploited there competitor, and found exactly what they needed in the plant, a flaw to society. So the trees keep falling, fat cats get richer, and history is changed. Im sure if that law was never passed this whole world would be a more peacefull place. One day my friend, it will happen, but not without a price.
So I also wanted to respond to the answers you had about how you got so much “luck” in finding your calling. Well honestly all I wanted to say is that from the book “The Alchemist” , “If you fallow your dreams the Universe will conspire to help you” anyone who realizes that has the true key to life, Coincedence is no longer coincedence and luck is irrelevant. Have you ever read The Celestien Prophecy” ? Another good one, its a bit fictional, but has valuble information for the soul. Anyways, I know its never easy to make it in the kind of work you do, but fuckin eh your there bro, and you will be an Icon for years to come.
Ok, the other one. Man I fucking laughed my ass off when you mentioned have a Christian pet. I would never want a fucking christian pet though, advanced human or not they would still probably try and convert you. People just need faith as a way be less serious about existence in general, it is almost like a medication, these fucks get hooked, and the thrill is getting others hooked, its like crack man. Ha ha, yeah right, but I feel you on that one man. Im sure you have run into people who want to talk about god. Its so ackward, cause its some old lady and you want to be polite, but then you just want to tell them the truth. I mean shit, just pretend to believe to get it the fuck over. Ha ha ha, being saved aside for the inferior race alongside the advanced. I would definately like to say the Mushroom Theory is more plausable than Almighty God. But there is another Theory I was wondering if you heard about. These scientist thing that maybe when the Sun is having storms that eject out into space, that perhaps, those particles penitrate all of earth including our human flesh and DNA. And that perhaps it might be the cause of the changing of composition in the DNA, and that slowly over time when this happens, the strong traits are still being passed on. This would make sense to me, if when looking at all the galaxies as far as we can see and just knowing that there is other life yet our time points will never croos paths. Maybe every sun does this on purpose to advance planetary systems into creating life. I thought it was a good theory, saw it on a special, I will get the info and send if you would like.
Shit man I wrote alot, hope it wasnt too much. It really feels good to make contact with someone you look up to. Im glad you started this site, and I will for sure be a return visitor. See you march 5th, cant wait, Your new friend, Texas
I suck at spelling…
She took getting shot in the back of the head better than Koscheck getting knocked stupid tonight.
My ex was black, and her weave used shed all over the fuckin place. I swear, even after a shower, I’d still end up finding one of her weave hairs wound up on my dick somehow.
This bitch however, has a really solid weave. I don’t know if that means it’s shit quality, or good quality.