I’ve been spending a little less time blogging lately because I’m trying to focus more of my efforts into writing new material.
My Spike TV comedy special is coming out June 20th, and I’ve got a fuck load of writing to do between now and then.
Eventually I hope to put together a whole new hour, so right now I’m sort of building up the framework. I’ve never really done it this way before, but I’ve also never performed something and then had it air just a couple months later. My showtime special took almost 2 years to air, and my CD was released at least 6 months after I recorded it.
This is also the most high profile thing I’ve ever put out by far, so since more people are going to see it the material in that set is pretty much burned off.
I get a lot of requests for my older, classic material when I do shows, but I’m well aware that mostly what you guys want is new shit, so I’m working really hard at getting that done.
I’ve discovered these two really cool programs for writing. One of them is called “scrivener” and it’s got this great feature where you can post index cards up on a virtual cork board.
It’s the best program I’ve ever used for organizing stand up comedy ideas.
Unfortunately for you PC users it’s only available for the Mac OS. (cue the mandatory PC vs. Mac arguments…)
Another program I’m using is called “WriteRoom.” What it does is makes your entire computer screen black and all you see is the green text you’re typing. No tables, no desktop in the background, just you and your words. It’s the best program I’ve ever found for cutting out distractions and it really seems to make a big difference in my concentration and focus while I’m writing. I’ve tried a couple times to write without it since I’ve started using it, and I always eventually give in and wind up firing it up. There’s apparently a PC version of this software called “Dark Room.” For really getting into your work it’s the best thing I’ve ever used.
This past weekend I was in Montreal, Canada for the UFC and two awesome shows at Kola Note. Kola Note used to be called Club Soda, and I first performed there as a part of the Montreal Comedy Festival way back in 1994. It was really cool to be back there again, as I haven’t done shows in Montreal in about 9 years or so. The crowds were awesome, and I can’t wait to get back there again next year. One of the more enthusiastic fans at the show actually made his own T shirt to honor the insanely hilarious Southpark episode where they had Carlos Mencia beaten to death with a baseball bat. If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s called “fishsticks” and although it seems impossible, it’s actually even more awesome than it sounds.
It’s going to be available for streaming at http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/ on May 9th.

That show is consistently the funniest, most fucked up show on television, and I think this season is the best one yet. I sometimes can’t even fucking believe the shit they get away with, but I’m ever so grateful that comedy central just lets them do their thing. It’s just a tremendously satisfying show in the ocean of watered down bullshit that’s on TV, and it’s even more incredible when you realize that they’re on their 13th season. I don’t think there’s ever been a show ever that just fucking goes for it like Southpark does. For obvious reasons this episode is near and dear to my heart. I already watched it 3 times, and if I could download it tonight I would probably watch it again. It’s that fucking awesome.
Here’s a little video of Ari Shaffir and I talking about it while we were in Montreal waiting to go to radio.
Some people might say that it’s cruel and downright fucked up to enjoy a cartoon of a real person getting decapitated by a baseball bat, and they would be right, but I think they’re missing the big picture. That southpark episode is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to that guy.
It is cruel, and it is fucked up, but in the end shit like that is good for a person like Mencia. He’s so delusional I think he needs to feel that jolt just to realize what kind of bad energy he’s spreading with his dishonest ways. I guarantee it’s humbled him, and it even might make him reconsider the path that he’s taken in this life that lead to him getting brutally parodied like that. The way it stands he’s going to have to do an incredible amount of positive things just to balance his public perception to a neutral level, and I really hope he does just that. Or, gets hit in the head by a meteor. Really, I would rather see him do good, but the meteor is more likely.
And with that, I’m putting the subject of Carlos Mencia to bed. I’m done with it. I really do hope the guy gets his shit together and in that regard I wish him luck.
I just did Adam Carolla’s super awesome internet podcast, and as soon as it’s available for download I’ll post a link up here. I had a great time doing it, and it’s really the perfect format for Adam. Having done his censored radio show several times in the past, it was so nice to just be able to talk freely with no thoughts about commercials or bad words. My only regret was that the hour flew by too quick.

I would love to do something like that for this site, and as soon as I get some of the things I’m working on for here implemented I’m going to try to make something like that happen. At the very least I’m going to do some more of those short video clips and a regular video blog. We’re also trying to figure out the best webcam hosting site to do a streaming webcam show with chat. We did one on Justin.tv a few weeks ago from the Brea improv greenroom, but it was really choppy and inconsistent.
We’re gonna try Ustream next, possibly this weekend from the greenroom of the Ice House comedy club in Pasadena where I’ll be performing this Friday and Saturday.









Hey Joe, did you do that podcast all by yourself? Gosh if you can figure out how to push the buttons on those technology boxes with your big gorilla thumbs…. wat will you need Redban for? Ahahahaah, jk, I know he gets your coffee.
Anyway, looking forward to the podcast. (Wow, Adam Carolla and I kinda have the same job…. when you think about it
) LOVE ALWAYS, BONGO. PS thanks for the hot tip on that bulletin board thingy. how big can you make the bulletin board? can you add pictures? so cool!
Can’t wait to hear Adam’s podcast. Thanks for posting those links to Scrivener and WriteRoom. Those programs are sick! For streaming video, Stickam.com seems to work really well. It’s free too.
You are perfectly suited to dominate the podcast medium Joe. Leo Laporte is the grand pooh bah when it comes to podcasting and serves as a good role model to follow. Carolla did a fascinating interview with him on his podcast that you should check out if you haven’t already. Also he talked a lot of inside baseball kind of stuff after TWIT 189 with Brian Sherwood that was fascinating. There is a fan site where you can download the unedited video TWITs . The link to TWIT 189 and the post show conversation is at the bottom. Leo talks numbers and how much he gets for advertising in the post show. That was an exceptional TWIT.
TWIT airs live at live.twit.tv using bitgravity, ustream, and stickam, plus Leo publishes an edited audio version to his regular site the next day. Of those three, stickam runs the smoothest and is the smallest data transfer. Leo has a dedicated internet connection for all three feeds. Breaking up the traffic in three is essential for maintaining a healthy feed. Stickam usually has around 2000 in its chat room, to give you an idea of numbers.
Screwed up the link to the video TWIT 189 and after show conversation I was talking about. Here it is: http://odtv.me/page/3/
Can’t wait to catch you in July in Vegas to hear the new material. Still can’t wait for the Spike Show to air still one of the absolute best live shows I have ever seen. Period.
Okay did Ari land a spot in a McDonalds commerical? The one about the pick up truck? I watched that thing three times and I swear it is him. LOL
Joe, you could not be more spot on about this season of Southpark. I’ve never been an avid fan, but I would watch episodes whenever I came across them.
I have yet to miss an episode this season, and it’s just been unreal. The parody on the economy was ridiculous, and I’ve realized that I do an amazing Mickey Mouse impersonation.
I’ve realize Trey Parker and Matt stone really are absolutely genius.
“A dude named Kevin” has been telling me how money the Carrolla podcasts are, and he finally just mentioned to me this morning that you were going to be on. I’ll have to start listening.
Keep up the good work man, really enjoy reading your daily blogs. Hilarious, and at times I find many of them inspirational.
Peace.
I do not understand the fascination with twitter, someone please explain it to me. I have a twitter in my head, its called an internal dialogue, we all have it and use it to navigate the mundane daily tasks like, ‘…oh there’s the Startbucks…that girl is cute… small line today…I think I’ll get a tall mild… I’ll get rid of some of this change in my pocket… Then, in your real voice you say, ‘Oh, Hi I’d like a tall mild coffee please.’ How is this twitter worthy? Aren’t we supposed to throw out these irrelevant pips of thought and save room for the biggies? Unless some celeb comes up with some insight, trick, or topic of interest, who really gives a fuck what they did at Midas while changing their oil,
WHats up man! my name is mason, And Im a big fan of yours. Recently I had a bunch of friends over and we stayed up all night watching your comedy routines and all your stuff on youtube. One of my friends had never heard of your comedy before, and he watched your bit where you flew with the Blue Angels and he was crying he was laughing so hard! Anyways, WEre addicted to your comedy and life in general, best wishes man! Let us know if you ever come down to Austin Texas! you def have freinds here brother. =p Also, training to fight in the UFC.. I have been training Tae Kwon Do for 13 years, and am Ready to put it to the test in the Octogon…Just need to figure out how to get started…local mma fights I suppose? You must need a mma fight record to enter….or go in the ultimate fighter house right?
Hoping you put together a routine as good as you had with the live DvD and Shiny Happy Jihad.
But speaking of the old stuff… am i the only who noticed Joe’s stoned terrorist voice sounds EXACTLY like Manny Gamburyan?
Hey Joe… what’s it like to hang out with super hillarious standup comedians all the time? You must be just laughing and laughing. Prolly way more fun than dumb blondes…. but I guess you gotta take what you can get. Anyway, can’t wait to hear the Carolla thing and see the new Joe Show that redban is working on!
Love always,
Bongo
Thanks for the tip re: WriteRoom/DarkRoom. It’s the perfect antidote to MSWord’s bloated bullshit.
Joe, Maybe Carlos suffers from “cryptomnesia”-It’s what happens when your brain rips off someone else’s ideas and doesn’t tell you, knowing nobody will believe you when you get caught later. from cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_17103_p2.html). That man needs some deep Salvia Divinorum time…
I see you got bumped for deaf frat guy.
He must be saving you for sweeps week.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
love, Bongo