I made this video yesterday and posted it on youtube and twitter, and it’s gotten a tremendous response. Apparently there are a lot of us closet fanny pack lovers (maybe not the best term?) and we’re sick and tired of having to hide our appreciation for a functional wardrobe choice.
It’s started a tremendous debate on my messageboard, and from that debate we have acquired support from fanny pack wearing bad asses all over the planet, including Chuck Motherfucking Norris, Hulk Motherfucking Hogan, and of course the great Anderson Silva, the #1 pound for pound fighter on the planet.
I’ve got other examples of fanny pack wearing bad-assery as well for all you haters, so you can just go suck it! The fanny pack is making a comeback!
If you’re in the Nashville area this weekend and you want to show support for the wearing of fanny packs, or you just want to see some wholesome, homegrown American stand up comedy, I’ll be at Zanie’s in Nashville tonight, Friday, June 5th for two shows and tomorrow, Saturday, June 6th for two more.
If you show up wearing a fanny pack I’ll buy you a beer and film you for the internet!
We can win this fashion war, people. But we’ve got to stick together.
See you bitches in Nashville!!
Fucking right Joe!It is very practical especially when most of my mma board shorts I wear have no pockets!!Bring back the fanny pack bitch’s
Ok, so I admit it…I like it too. However, when I wear it…I look like one of those stereotypical overweight moms and it makes me feel old LOL! I have to dig out that picture of the time I wore it as a teen…I was better looking then (pre kids) haha. Wish I could go down to Nashville and get me that beer! Oh yeah, and catch your show too! You’re the best! And I’m not just saying that
Good material. You should reincarnate as a huge ass and decorate yourself.
I realized, Joe, that I posted on Facebook and other social websites, a photo of me and a retired Russian officer. And, yes, I was wearing my fanny pack. What else am I suppose to put my camcorder? Fanny packs are the best that we have now. Maybe later someone will invent an even better pocket to carry shit in. So, I was trying to calculate when you posted your youtube video about the fanny pack, with the time in Russia. Because on 5 June 2009, 8:57pm (Moscow Time), I exited my apartment building, for nearly the first time in two months, WITHOUT wearing my fanny pack. It was a big event for me. I felt completely naked, and the whole night I always felt like I had forgotten something. So, yes! Bring back the fanny pack, Joe. The more fanny packs available for sale, the lower the price. Your fanny pack is pretty nice. You got the leather one. That’s great. I got the basic standard Wal-Mart one. But hey, it’s great! Come visit Russia, man. In a couple of weeks I’ll be on one of the most famous TV shows in Russia. So, this could be the beginning of the road to stardom. Life is good for me in Russia. I live with 3 beautiful Russian girls in the center of the city. Okay. That’s it for now. Success for you and the crew. Peace!
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PS I tried to click on blog archives and I got your tour dates. Are you wormholing the past through to the future again? Cuz we ould all use a heads up.
Love always,
Bongo
Although this vid is highly entertaining – I’ll tell you why it doesn’t work. While attempting to bring back the pack is a noble “corn” cause -it won’t work for everyone.
Let me count the ways…
#1) Rogan is highly fuckable. It’s like Megan Fox wearing a fanny pack – you’d hardly notice and if you did, you wouldn’t care. It’s coming “off” anyways.
Now, if Rogan were prancing around naked sporting knee high socks, skipping through LAX licking an oversized lollipop wearing a fanny pack – that would be cause for concern. Not only would he be arrested for more than a fashion no no, but that would infact be GAYER than GAY.
And out of all the above I just mentioned that he could be adorning along with the skipping – the “pussy pouch” is the least retarded.
#2) It’s also a nice leather pouch – wear the $5 kind from a Walgreens rack and you’ll be more ostracized for your fashion choices, but then again, Rogan would make it cool simply by just not giving a FUCK. And that’s really the whole point!
I’m happy he’s a fan of the “corn” – love to see what other embarrassing shit he’d admit to.