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Hotel rooms make you write dumb blogs

I got an incredible amount of responses to my last blog, so many and so varied that I thought I should probably address a few. The vast majority of the people agreed with what I had to say, and applauded my stand against some of the more ridiculous trends infecting our beloved sport, but curiously [...]

The weigh ins for UFC 103

I’m sitting on a plane right now headed to Dallas, Texas to witness and commentate on UFC 103. Today I’ll announce the weigh ins where 26 fighters will step on to the scale, dehydrated and nervous, 24 hours away from swinging their bones at each other and attempting to strangle each other unconscious. The weigh [...]

Fire at the Clift Hotel

It was 4:30 in the morning at the Clift Hotel in San Francisco when the alarm went off.

It woke me up from a deep sleep, and at first I was completely bewildered. I thought it was the clock radio alarm in my room, and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out how to [...]

Escape from LA

“LA is like a graveyard from the future.” – Hunter S. Thompson

For the last 15 years of my life I’ve lived in the overflowing hive of humanity known as Los Angeles, California.
I moved there in 1994 as a poor comedian seduced by the chance to make money, and stayed longer than I ever would have [...]

Weak sauce, youtube

Youtube in it’s infinite wisdom decided that my piss drinking video was too fucked up for their service. I guess I could see their point if it wasn’t so easy to find stuff that’s way more disturbing on their servers, like these shirtless young black men attempting to seduce mentally challenged women by humping a [...]

Demon loads, nose rape and the West Palm Beach Improv

I’m sitting here on a plane headed to West Palm Beach Florida where I’m performing at the Improv comedy club this Friday and Saturday night, and I’m able to breathe freely from my nose for the first time since I was a little boy. My timing is perfect, because the guy sitting next to me [...]

UFC 100 and the Buffer 360

One of the cool things about the UFC is the people I get to work with.
We travel all over the world together for the fights, and it’s really like a close knit family.
I look forward to seeing everyone each show, from my broadcast partner Mike Goldberg, to Dana White and the Fertitta’s to everyone that’s [...]

United Airlines breaks guitars

Here’s something I really fucking love about the internet; it gives a voice to people that without it would have none.
The story is about a band that was flying on United Airlines when they witnessed the airlines baggage handlers throwing their guitars around.
When they landed, they discovered the guitars were broken, but no one wanted [...]

Win a fanny pack autographed by me

I know I haven’t put up a blog in a while, but part of that I can blame on my recent nose surgery. I had a deviated septum operated on and I made a video about it that you can watch it here.

Now, I know that’s not the best excuse for not writing anything, because [...]

Addison Improv this weekend, the ratings for the Spike special were great, and don’t say “faggot!”

I want to send out a huge “Thank You” to everyone that tuned into my Spike TV comedy special Saturday night. The ratings were better than I could have ever hoped, and according to Spike’s press release 1.1 million people saw it, and it was the most watched thing on cable during it’s hour for [...]

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